1 00:00:09,068 --> 00:00:12,068 [light music] 2 00:00:12,068 --> 00:00:15,206 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:15,206 --> 00:00:16,862 - No, mm-mm, no. 4 00:00:16,862 --> 00:00:18,103 He's not wearing that suit. 5 00:00:18,103 --> 00:00:19,206 That's suit's wearing him. 6 00:00:19,206 --> 00:00:20,896 - Thanks for coming in. 7 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:23,000 - Yep, great job. We'll let you know. 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,103 Jefferson, we can wait till they leave the room 9 00:00:25,103 --> 00:00:26,241 before we say anything. 10 00:00:26,241 --> 00:00:27,413 - I ain't go time for that. 11 00:00:27,413 --> 00:00:30,310 Oh, no, absolutely not, no. 12 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:31,724 His butt's too big. 13 00:00:31,724 --> 00:00:33,310 I need a butt, not a birdbath. 14 00:00:33,310 --> 00:00:34,620 - Do you at least want to see the poses? 15 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:35,793 - Hell no. 16 00:00:35,793 --> 00:00:38,827 Please leave the room... butt first. 17 00:00:38,827 --> 00:00:39,965 - Thank you. 18 00:00:39,965 --> 00:00:41,379 - Gentlemen, I am unimpressed. 19 00:00:41,379 --> 00:00:42,793 - Well, it's a process, Jefferson. 20 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:43,931 We'll get there. 21 00:00:43,931 --> 00:00:45,448 - Yeah, I mean, you liked Russell. 22 00:00:45,448 --> 00:00:47,379 Why don't we just go with him? - No, no, no. 23 00:00:47,379 --> 00:00:48,586 We need two, all right? 24 00:00:48,586 --> 00:00:49,896 Haven't you ever seen a suit commercial? 25 00:00:49,896 --> 00:00:51,448 He needs somebody to lean on, to laugh with. 26 00:00:51,448 --> 00:00:53,310 Am I wrong? - No, you're not wrong. 27 00:00:53,310 --> 00:00:54,724 - I mean, am I crazy? 28 00:00:54,724 --> 00:00:56,206 Have any of these other guys been any good? 29 00:00:56,206 --> 00:00:58,206 - No, you're absolutely right. 30 00:00:58,206 --> 00:01:00,034 I mean, I just don't get it, you know. 31 00:01:00,034 --> 00:01:02,758 How hard is it to, like, walk into the room and be, like, 32 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:06,896 boom, and give one of these, like, or like this? 33 00:01:06,896 --> 00:01:08,241 - Whoa. 34 00:01:08,241 --> 00:01:09,862 Sam, that was really good. 35 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:12,586 Why don't we just have Sam do the commercial? 36 00:01:12,586 --> 00:01:13,965 - [laughs] Me? 37 00:01:13,965 --> 00:01:16,172 - Yeah, I mean, you'll already be there. 38 00:01:16,172 --> 00:01:17,517 Those poses were fantastic. 39 00:01:17,517 --> 00:01:18,965 Why don't you just do the commercial? 40 00:01:18,965 --> 00:01:20,137 Jefferson? 41 00:01:20,137 --> 00:01:22,172 - Mm, good look, nice smile, 42 00:01:22,172 --> 00:01:23,620 strong hairline. 43 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:25,000 Turn. 44 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,310 No red flags on the butt. 45 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:27,793 I'm in. - Great. 46 00:01:27,793 --> 00:01:29,517 - Yeah, I mean, I guess I could do it. 47 00:01:29,517 --> 00:01:31,517 All I have to do is, like, kind of, like, just do one of these. 48 00:01:31,517 --> 00:01:33,344 - No, do not do that. That is not good. 49 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:35,344 - No, I know, yeah. 50 00:01:35,344 --> 00:01:36,448 - Walk straight, man! 51 00:01:36,448 --> 00:01:37,689 - ♪ Next time ♪ 52 00:01:37,689 --> 00:01:39,103 ♪ When they ask you ♪ 53 00:01:39,103 --> 00:01:41,310 ♪ Where you're from ♪ 54 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:43,000 ♪ You gon' say Detroit city ♪ 55 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:47,241 ♪ When we get back on our feet, yeah ♪ 56 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:48,448 ♪ Yeah ♪ 57 00:01:48,448 --> 00:01:51,379 [funky music] 58 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:54,793 - ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 59 00:01:54,793 --> 00:01:57,034 - And you're gonna take all this chalk off 60 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,827 when you're done, right? 61 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,827 Look, Emilio, I don't ask, and there's chalk on the suit 62 00:02:00,827 --> 00:02:02,448 during the commercial, I'm the one getting yelled at, 63 00:02:02,448 --> 00:02:03,965 not you, bud. 64 00:02:03,965 --> 00:02:05,793 - Oh, Tim, I don't know about this. 65 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:08,275 I mean, I like being behind the camera, you know, 66 00:02:08,275 --> 00:02:09,620 the man with the ideas. 67 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:12,586 - Sam, you are going to be so great. 68 00:02:12,586 --> 00:02:15,793 If you believed in yourself half as much as I do, 69 00:02:15,793 --> 00:02:17,931 you'd be on the moon right now. 70 00:02:17,931 --> 00:02:19,517 - What, from, like, modeling? What do you mean? 71 00:02:19,517 --> 00:02:21,068 - I just believe in you. 72 00:02:21,068 --> 00:02:22,517 Why don't you get out of my friggin' ass? 73 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:23,586 - Sheila and I are going to lunch. 74 00:02:23,586 --> 00:02:25,448 - No boys allowed. 75 00:02:25,448 --> 00:02:27,206 - [chuckles] Okay, Sheila. 76 00:02:27,206 --> 00:02:28,758 - It's girls only. 77 00:02:28,758 --> 00:02:32,344 And no, we're not that way. 78 00:02:32,344 --> 00:02:34,206 - [laughs] 79 00:02:34,206 --> 00:02:36,931 - Hey, guys, we should do an all-boys' lunch. 80 00:02:36,931 --> 00:02:38,137 - Close the door, Tommy. 81 00:02:38,137 --> 00:02:39,655 Just gonna get a quick close on that. 82 00:02:39,655 --> 00:02:41,241 - Shut the door, bud. 83 00:02:41,241 --> 00:02:44,793 - Then when I got home, someone stole my parking spot. 84 00:02:44,793 --> 00:02:47,413 - Did you put your chair down? 85 00:02:47,413 --> 00:02:49,448 - Yeah, they moved it. - Assholes. 86 00:02:49,448 --> 00:02:50,793 I hope you keep their car. 87 00:02:50,793 --> 00:02:53,275 - I did one better. - Mm. 88 00:02:53,275 --> 00:02:57,310 - I put sardines in the gas tank. 89 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,482 - Does that do anything? 90 00:02:58,482 --> 00:03:01,241 - What do you think? 91 00:03:01,241 --> 00:03:03,310 - No? - Oh, you're bad. 92 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:05,241 - You're bad. 93 00:03:05,241 --> 00:03:06,275 Hey, girl. 94 00:03:06,275 --> 00:03:07,896 - Forget something? 95 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,172 - Thank you. 96 00:03:09,172 --> 00:03:10,862 Sheila, this is my girlfriend, Scarlet. 97 00:03:10,862 --> 00:03:12,275 - Hey, Sheila. I've heard a lot about you. 98 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,758 - It's very nice to meet you. 99 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:15,689 - I'll let you guys enjoy your lunch 100 00:03:15,689 --> 00:03:18,448 after I steal this chip. 101 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,482 - Mwah! - Thanks, honey. 102 00:03:19,482 --> 00:03:22,275 - See ya. 103 00:03:22,275 --> 00:03:24,379 - She seems nice. 104 00:03:24,379 --> 00:03:26,172 - She's the best. 105 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:31,000 - Back in the office when I said, "We're not that way," 106 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:35,344 it was funny, because you are gay, and we both knew it, 107 00:03:35,344 --> 00:03:38,620 and neither of us is a bigot. 108 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:41,068 [funky music] 109 00:03:41,068 --> 00:03:43,586 - Whew, all right. 110 00:03:43,586 --> 00:03:45,862 Well...I guess I'm ready. 111 00:03:45,862 --> 00:03:47,448 - You are going to be great. 112 00:03:47,448 --> 00:03:49,344 Just don't forget about us little people 113 00:03:49,344 --> 00:03:50,379 when you're big-time. 114 00:03:50,379 --> 00:03:52,482 - Oh, shut up, Tim. 115 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:55,275 - All right, let's shoot this puppy. 116 00:03:55,275 --> 00:03:56,586 Ready? 117 00:03:56,586 --> 00:03:58,689 And...action. 118 00:03:58,689 --> 00:04:01,965 [dramatic music] 119 00:04:01,965 --> 00:04:04,344 ♪ ♪ 120 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:05,551 Cut. - Great. 121 00:04:05,551 --> 00:04:06,965 - Really good. 122 00:04:06,965 --> 00:04:08,103 - Mm. 123 00:04:08,103 --> 00:04:10,517 - Moving on. - Whew, felt good. 124 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:13,068 - And...action. 125 00:04:13,068 --> 00:04:18,413 ♪ ♪ 126 00:04:18,413 --> 00:04:20,517 And cut. 127 00:04:20,517 --> 00:04:24,896 ♪ ♪ 128 00:04:24,896 --> 00:04:27,413 And...oh, you know what? 129 00:04:27,413 --> 00:04:29,034 Let's keep rolling and see what he does. 130 00:04:29,034 --> 00:04:30,827 ♪ ♪ 131 00:04:30,827 --> 00:04:32,862 And there it is. Cut. 132 00:04:32,862 --> 00:04:34,275 - Wow. - Very good, Sam. Moving on. 133 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:35,931 - That was great. Whew. 134 00:04:35,931 --> 00:04:38,448 - The look of Jefferson Porger Menswear, 135 00:04:38,448 --> 00:04:40,275 fashions for the man, 136 00:04:40,275 --> 00:04:43,241 A professional, tailored look with classic style. 137 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:46,620 From collar tip to wing tips, Jefferson Porger has it, 138 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,896 a casual, cool look for a night out. 139 00:04:48,896 --> 00:04:51,758 Jefferson Porger has the sports coat to fit your style. 140 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:54,689 Jefferson Porger Menswear has the look you want. 141 00:04:54,689 --> 00:04:56,172 - The camera loved you, man. 142 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:58,068 - Oh, thanks, buddy. 143 00:04:58,068 --> 00:04:59,586 You know the part where I point to the document in the folder? 144 00:04:59,586 --> 00:05:01,344 - Yeah. - I almost cracked up. 145 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:02,827 - Yeah, I saw that, but that's just because I know you. 146 00:05:02,827 --> 00:05:04,827 - Jefferson Porger suits. 147 00:05:04,827 --> 00:05:06,586 Get over here, man. 148 00:05:06,586 --> 00:05:08,137 - [chuckles] 149 00:05:08,137 --> 00:05:10,965 - Wow, man, a celebrity right in my lobby. 150 00:05:10,965 --> 00:05:13,068 - Ahh, thanks, Ned. - No, man, I'm serious, man. 151 00:05:13,068 --> 00:05:14,344 I'm very proud. 152 00:05:14,344 --> 00:05:16,103 I'm sitting there with my girl watching TV, 153 00:05:16,103 --> 00:05:17,448 all of a sudden, you come out of nowhere. 154 00:05:17,448 --> 00:05:19,000 I'm like, "Oh, shit, baby. 155 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,310 I know him." 156 00:05:20,310 --> 00:05:21,448 She was like, "Bullshit." 157 00:05:21,448 --> 00:05:23,034 I'm like, "Bitch, get out. 158 00:05:23,034 --> 00:05:24,586 "Get your shit and get out of my house now. 159 00:05:24,586 --> 00:05:26,655 You don't tell me who I know." 160 00:05:26,655 --> 00:05:27,724 But you killed it. 161 00:05:27,724 --> 00:05:29,137 - Thank--thank you, Ned. 162 00:05:29,137 --> 00:05:30,482 Are you okay, man? 163 00:05:30,482 --> 00:05:33,344 - Me? [chuckles] 164 00:05:33,344 --> 00:05:35,137 Mm. 165 00:05:35,137 --> 00:05:36,344 I am fine. 166 00:05:36,344 --> 00:05:39,206 [laughs] I am fine. 167 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:40,896 Fine. 168 00:05:40,896 --> 00:05:42,655 It's about you today. 169 00:05:42,655 --> 00:05:44,103 This is your day. This is Sam day. 170 00:05:44,103 --> 00:05:45,931 - Okay. - [laughs] It's Sam day, man. 171 00:05:45,931 --> 00:05:47,551 - All right, man. - You take it easy. 172 00:05:47,551 --> 00:05:49,344 - You too. - Keep killin' it. 173 00:05:49,344 --> 00:05:51,000 - I thought you were gonna tell him it was my idea 174 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 to put you in the commercial. 175 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,620 - Oh, I'm sorry, buddy. - No, it's cool. It's all good. 176 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:56,275 Yeah, Ned, I wrote that commercial. 177 00:05:56,275 --> 00:05:59,034 - What did you write, like, "guys wearing suits?" 178 00:06:00,482 --> 00:06:02,275 - [laughs] Yeah. 179 00:06:04,689 --> 00:06:05,931 [applause] - Oh, come on. 180 00:06:05,931 --> 00:06:08,379 - Congratulations. - There he is. 181 00:06:08,379 --> 00:06:09,931 - Thanks. Thank you. Come on. 182 00:06:09,931 --> 00:06:12,275 - All right, the star's got some real work to do. 183 00:06:12,275 --> 00:06:13,689 Come on. 184 00:06:13,689 --> 00:06:16,034 - Sam, what's it like to be on TV? 185 00:06:16,034 --> 00:06:18,620 - Oh, come on, Sheila, the same as everything else. 186 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:20,482 Amazing. 187 00:06:20,482 --> 00:06:21,517 [laughter] 188 00:06:21,517 --> 00:06:23,965 - Dude, come on. 189 00:06:23,965 --> 00:06:25,620 You were in one commercial. 190 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:26,896 We got real work to do. 191 00:06:26,896 --> 00:06:29,344 - Ahh, well, back to the grunt work. 192 00:06:29,344 --> 00:06:32,068 - Yeah, the stuff that actually pays the bills around here. 193 00:06:32,068 --> 00:06:34,862 - Lea, do you know any Polish jokes? 194 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:37,206 - No. - 'Cause I'm Polish. 195 00:06:37,206 --> 00:06:39,896 And it's okay if you said them, because, you know, 196 00:06:39,896 --> 00:06:43,241 I'm Polish, and I know you know it. 197 00:06:43,241 --> 00:06:44,620 That's why it's funny. 198 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:45,689 - I don't know any. 199 00:06:45,689 --> 00:06:47,310 - Here's one. 200 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:50,344 How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? 201 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:52,034 - How many? - Five. 202 00:06:52,034 --> 00:06:54,965 Because four of them are putting it in the wrong hole. 203 00:06:54,965 --> 00:06:56,620 Nope, because it's all right. 204 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:58,034 There is no wrong hole. 205 00:06:58,034 --> 00:06:59,862 You could put it in any hole you want. 206 00:06:59,862 --> 00:07:02,689 It doesn't matter. I'm not a bigot. 207 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:05,310 - Okay, so boom, a club for teens. 208 00:07:05,310 --> 00:07:08,137 I was thinking we could focus on the fact that, like, 209 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:10,482 kids are cool; adults are lame. 210 00:07:10,482 --> 00:07:13,482 So we'd open on, like, a teenager going up to the bar 211 00:07:13,482 --> 00:07:14,965 ordering a pop. 212 00:07:14,965 --> 00:07:17,034 He holds it up, looks to camera, and goes, 213 00:07:17,034 --> 00:07:19,517 "I could get used to this place." 214 00:07:19,517 --> 00:07:21,827 - Ha-ha-ha-ha. 215 00:07:21,827 --> 00:07:23,448 You know what? Let me just feel it through. 216 00:07:23,448 --> 00:07:25,586 Just gonna see, like, if it feels natural for the actor. 217 00:07:25,586 --> 00:07:26,931 - No. 218 00:07:34,103 --> 00:07:37,034 Mm, no pop, definitely no pop. 219 00:07:37,034 --> 00:07:40,241 You know, it's hard to, like, remember that when we're typing 220 00:07:40,241 --> 00:07:42,241 this stuff out and, like, writing it, 221 00:07:42,241 --> 00:07:44,551 like, an actor has to actually perform it and, 222 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,034 like, make it feel natural. 223 00:07:46,034 --> 00:07:47,482 You know what I mean? You know? - Yeah. 224 00:07:47,482 --> 00:07:48,965 Yeah, no, I forgot that. 225 00:07:48,965 --> 00:07:52,103 - You know, what if he's, like, walks through, 226 00:07:52,103 --> 00:07:55,586 you know, like, taps the girl on the shoulder, and he's like, 227 00:07:55,586 --> 00:07:57,482 "Huh, sure beats detention, huh?" 228 00:07:57,482 --> 00:08:00,034 [laughs] Yeah, that's good. 229 00:08:00,034 --> 00:08:02,068 It feels, like--like, a little less written, 230 00:08:02,068 --> 00:08:04,241 which I think is what I like about it the most. 231 00:08:04,241 --> 00:08:06,482 What kind of shoes do you think this boy is wearing? 232 00:08:06,482 --> 00:08:08,034 - Fff.... 233 00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:09,896 - Back here--ooh, it's Adidas, definitely Adidas. 234 00:08:09,896 --> 00:08:11,758 Put Adidas. 235 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:14,931 Can you put Adidas? Or A-di-das. 236 00:08:14,931 --> 00:08:16,310 He could be British. 237 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:18,793 [in British accent] Hello, chap. 238 00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:20,068 Beats detention, doesn't it? 239 00:08:20,068 --> 00:08:21,965 [funky music] 240 00:08:21,965 --> 00:08:24,965 - Sam, great job in that commercial, man. 241 00:08:24,965 --> 00:08:26,448 - [laughs] Thanks, Q. 242 00:08:26,448 --> 00:08:28,344 Oh, it was Tim's idea to put me in it. 243 00:08:28,344 --> 00:08:31,103 - Ahh, yeah, there I was in my office all eyes on me. 244 00:08:31,103 --> 00:08:33,103 We needed a decision yesterday-- 245 00:08:33,103 --> 00:08:34,896 - Hey, Sam, is that one of the suits from the commercial? 246 00:08:34,896 --> 00:08:37,172 - Yes, it is. 247 00:08:37,172 --> 00:08:38,965 Jefferson Porger gave me this card. 248 00:08:38,965 --> 00:08:40,655 I get free suits till Christmas. 249 00:08:40,655 --> 00:08:42,310 - Whoa, you get one of those? 250 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:47,034 - Yeah, no. No perks for writers. 251 00:08:47,034 --> 00:08:49,689 - Ooh, Russell, look at you. 252 00:08:49,689 --> 00:08:51,620 How you doing, baby? - Good, man. 253 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:53,586 - Ahh, how was rehearsal? 254 00:08:53,586 --> 00:08:54,862 - Really powerful. 255 00:08:54,862 --> 00:08:57,448 Lavinia, the director, is a genius. 256 00:08:57,448 --> 00:09:00,068 - Russell's in a play. - Oh, no shit? 257 00:09:00,068 --> 00:09:01,724 - Sam, you should get into stage acting. 258 00:09:01,724 --> 00:09:03,241 - Oh, I couldn't. - You've got the presence. 259 00:09:03,241 --> 00:09:05,620 - Ohh. - You'd be great at it. 260 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:06,965 - I--I've actually been saying 261 00:09:06,965 --> 00:09:08,620 Sam should do stand-up for years. 262 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:10,793 He's really funny. - Well, stand-up isn't acting. 263 00:09:10,793 --> 00:09:12,379 - It's true. 264 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:13,758 Quintin, can we have some beers? 265 00:09:13,758 --> 00:09:14,793 Russell, you want a beer? 266 00:09:14,793 --> 00:09:16,448 - Vodka. 267 00:09:16,448 --> 00:09:17,724 Calories. 268 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:18,965 - Oh, that's a good call. 269 00:09:18,965 --> 00:09:20,586 Quintin, can we have two vodkas 270 00:09:20,586 --> 00:09:22,448 and one beer for my chubby little friend here? 271 00:09:22,448 --> 00:09:24,586 A little bit of vodka maybe to lose some of that... 272 00:09:24,586 --> 00:09:25,758 - Look at you! 273 00:09:25,758 --> 00:09:28,758 [upbeat music] 274 00:09:28,758 --> 00:09:30,172 ♪ ♪ 275 00:09:30,172 --> 00:09:31,931 - Hello, young lady. 276 00:09:31,931 --> 00:09:33,482 Is this the audition for Tom Cruise's twin brother? 277 00:09:33,482 --> 00:09:36,137 - No, it's for schlubby nerd number one. 278 00:09:36,137 --> 00:09:37,620 - Oh, no, I know. I was joking. 279 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,517 - Yeah, I know. 280 00:09:39,517 --> 00:09:43,379 They all told the same joke, every one of them. 281 00:09:43,379 --> 00:09:44,862 - Hey, fellas. 282 00:09:44,862 --> 00:09:46,068 I see they rounded up the usual suspects. 283 00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:48,172 - Sit down. [elevator dings] 284 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:49,517 - Good morning, Sheila. 285 00:09:49,517 --> 00:09:51,965 - Good morning, Lea. 286 00:09:51,965 --> 00:09:53,241 How is your partner, Scarlet? 287 00:09:53,241 --> 00:09:54,931 - She's great. - Wonderful. 288 00:09:54,931 --> 00:09:56,586 I hope she's not the jealous type, 289 00:09:56,586 --> 00:09:59,896 'cause I put a little gift in your office for you. 290 00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:04,206 It's something I bought ages ago and always meant to put up. 291 00:10:04,206 --> 00:10:05,689 - Thanks. 292 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,551 [elevator dings] 293 00:10:07,551 --> 00:10:09,103 - Hey, young lady. 294 00:10:09,103 --> 00:10:11,482 Is this the audition for Tom Cruise's twin brother? 295 00:10:11,482 --> 00:10:13,724 - Sit down. 296 00:10:13,724 --> 00:10:15,758 - [chuckles] 297 00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:18,862 [funky music] 298 00:10:18,862 --> 00:10:20,379 - Come on in, Steve. 299 00:10:20,379 --> 00:10:23,896 Now, let's pretend that this couch is--boom-- 300 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:26,896 Detroit's premier teen dance club. 301 00:10:26,896 --> 00:10:28,931 So you'll just come out and say your line 302 00:10:28,931 --> 00:10:31,758 whenever you're ready. 303 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:34,034 - Hey, you kids can't party in here. 304 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:38,827 - Thanks for coming in. 305 00:10:38,827 --> 00:10:40,862 - Uh, maybe. - Yeah, seems fine. 306 00:10:40,862 --> 00:10:43,000 - Andrea, maybe is not good enough. 307 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,827 You should know in your heart that this is 308 00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:46,206 the perfect person for this role. 309 00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:47,517 Do you feel that way? 310 00:10:47,517 --> 00:10:49,517 - No. - Yeah, okay, me neither. 311 00:10:49,517 --> 00:10:51,000 I'm sorry. 312 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,034 I just wish these guys could do it. 313 00:10:52,034 --> 00:10:53,655 It's not that hard. 314 00:10:53,655 --> 00:10:56,482 All you have to do is just stand here and say, 315 00:10:56,482 --> 00:10:59,310 "Hey, you kids can't party in here." 316 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,655 - Okay, should we see another one? 317 00:11:04,655 --> 00:11:08,517 - Yeah, if you want to waste your day, I'll watch more. 318 00:11:08,517 --> 00:11:10,827 But--I'm sorry. 319 00:11:10,827 --> 00:11:12,655 I just wish that I could, like, 320 00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:16,034 somehow put myself in their body and show 'em how to do it. 321 00:11:16,034 --> 00:11:17,482 It's easy. 322 00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:18,793 It's just, "Hey! 323 00:11:18,793 --> 00:11:22,344 You kids can't party in here!" 324 00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:24,034 - Well--well, maybe one of you should just do it. 325 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:25,655 - Yeah, maybe. - Sam? 326 00:11:25,655 --> 00:11:27,517 - Yeah, sure. - No, the guy has to be white. 327 00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:28,896 That's the thing. 328 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:30,551 - Uh, okay. 329 00:11:30,551 --> 00:11:35,724 Uh, well, uh, maybe Tim should do it. 330 00:11:35,724 --> 00:11:38,655 - Oh. - Yes, Tim should do it. 331 00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:39,965 - I mean, ugh. 332 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:41,482 Yeah, you did Jefferson Porger. 333 00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:43,206 It's a little uneven, 'cause this is, like, 334 00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:45,586 lines and, like, a character and stuff, but... 335 00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:47,068 - Okay, what do you think, Andrea? 336 00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:48,482 - Whatever. 337 00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:49,827 Guys, I was fine with all of them. 338 00:11:49,827 --> 00:11:51,241 A nerd says we can't party. 339 00:11:51,241 --> 00:11:52,448 Can we just pull the trigger here? 340 00:11:52,448 --> 00:11:53,862 - Cool, yeah. 341 00:11:53,862 --> 00:11:55,862 You want me to do it, I'll do it. 342 00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:57,379 [keyboard clacking] 343 00:11:59,241 --> 00:12:01,655 So I'm going to be in a commercial. 344 00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:05,206 It should be fun. It was Sam's idea. 345 00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:08,206 I play a schlubby nerd 346 00:12:08,206 --> 00:12:09,965 who doesn't want these teens to party. 347 00:12:09,965 --> 00:12:15,068 Although I'm not totally sure he should be entirely a nerd. 348 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,275 - Tim, just be careful. 349 00:12:18,275 --> 00:12:20,068 - What does that mean? 350 00:12:20,068 --> 00:12:23,344 - It means I love you. 351 00:12:23,344 --> 00:12:26,379 Good night. 352 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:30,310 - What do you mean, be careful, though? 353 00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:32,517 Chrissy. 354 00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:34,310 Chrissy. 355 00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:35,517 Chrissy. - Shake me again 356 00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:36,620 and see what happens. 357 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:40,379 - Sorry. 358 00:12:40,379 --> 00:12:43,310 I know that you're tired, but why do I have to go to bed? 359 00:12:45,379 --> 00:12:47,793 - Hey, buddy, I saw the new script on my desk. 360 00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:50,103 - Oh, yeah, I just did a quick rewrite last night. 361 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,413 Just tweaked a few things so they felt 362 00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:53,068 a little more natural for me. 363 00:12:53,068 --> 00:12:56,655 - Yeah, um, did you give yourself a bigger part 364 00:12:56,655 --> 00:12:59,793 and make yourself cool in this? 365 00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:01,655 - No. 366 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,241 Where's it say that? 367 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,689 - "Mr. Groove wears a fedora and pulls it off great." 368 00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:08,758 - He didn't have a name before, so I just-- 369 00:13:08,758 --> 00:13:10,275 - You named him Mr. Groove. 370 00:13:10,275 --> 00:13:12,137 - Yeah. - Yeah. 371 00:13:12,137 --> 00:13:14,551 [funky percussive music] 372 00:13:14,551 --> 00:13:18,172 - So, Lea, what do you think about Queen Latifah? 373 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,896 - Sheila, we don't have to keep talking about this. 374 00:13:20,896 --> 00:13:22,655 - I'm sorry. 375 00:13:22,655 --> 00:13:25,103 I just don't want you to think I'm racist against gays 376 00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:26,551 just because I'm old. 377 00:13:26,551 --> 00:13:29,344 - I know you're not racist against gays. 378 00:13:29,344 --> 00:13:31,689 You made a bad joke. Let it go. 379 00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:34,034 The more you overcompensate, the more I think that you 380 00:13:34,034 --> 00:13:36,724 actually are uncomfortable. 381 00:13:36,724 --> 00:13:38,275 - I understand. 382 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,103 You're right. 383 00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:42,931 - Sheila... 384 00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:46,000 you left these at my place last night. 385 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,655 I love you. 386 00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:52,827 - Sheila, did you do this to make me think 387 00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:54,241 that you were gay? 388 00:13:54,241 --> 00:13:56,310 - She's my neighbor. - Oh, my God. 389 00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:59,344 - That was before the overcompensating conversation. 390 00:13:59,344 --> 00:14:01,379 - Do you want to invite her to lunch? 391 00:14:01,379 --> 00:14:03,517 - No, she drives me nuts. 392 00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:04,689 - [laughs] 393 00:14:04,689 --> 00:14:07,068 - Go home, Ann. 394 00:14:07,068 --> 00:14:10,068 [funky music] 395 00:14:10,068 --> 00:14:13,965 ♪ ♪ 396 00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:18,482 - Okay, uh, in this commercial, you guys are gonna 397 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:23,000 be trying to come into this club to dance, 398 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,068 and this guy here is gonna say, 399 00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:27,862 "Hey, why don't we dance together?" 400 00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:32,655 And you all...will think it's a great idea, okay? 401 00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:34,793 Is that good? Cool? - Yeah, sounds good to me. 402 00:14:34,793 --> 00:14:36,172 - Yeah, great. - Let's shoot one, huh? 403 00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:38,206 It's gonna be fun. 404 00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:41,620 - All right, and...action. 405 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:46,137 - Hey, kids, let's party together. 406 00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:47,689 [together] Yeah. 407 00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:49,448 - I for sure want to party with this guy. 408 00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:53,172 - Well, then, all right. 409 00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:56,413 - And...cut. 410 00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:58,896 - Good job. Awesome. That was really, really good. 411 00:14:58,896 --> 00:15:00,172 - Sam. - Great job, guys. 412 00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:01,827 - Sam. - Yeah, uh-huh. 413 00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:03,586 - What is that? - Oh, here come some notes. 414 00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:04,758 Flying in notes. 415 00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:06,206 This is all part of it. It's fun. 416 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,172 - [whispering indistinctly] 417 00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:14,068 - Yeah, okay, great job on that last one, guys. 418 00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:16,655 I'll tell you what, we've got to do it one more time, 419 00:15:16,655 --> 00:15:18,275 because I had a little sound issue. 420 00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:19,275 The boom was in the shot. You could see it. 421 00:15:19,275 --> 00:15:20,344 - Dang it, Tommy. 422 00:15:20,344 --> 00:15:22,379 - Tommy, come on. 423 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:25,172 So let's do it one more time, and just so we have it, 424 00:15:25,172 --> 00:15:29,655 all right, Lea, we can do it again, but this time, 425 00:15:29,655 --> 00:15:31,862 maybe it would be fun if you said 426 00:15:31,862 --> 00:15:34,655 they can't come in and dance in the club, so, you know, 427 00:15:34,655 --> 00:15:37,482 so we have it like we had in the original script. 428 00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:39,551 - Right, but my only thing is, 429 00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:41,620 why wouldn't they want him to dance? 430 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,896 Like, they kind of see him as, like, a friend 431 00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:45,172 and as, like, a guy they look up to. 432 00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:46,793 He's also a peer. 433 00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:48,344 - Yeah, maybe--I just think so that we had it at least 434 00:15:48,344 --> 00:15:49,931 both ways so we could... 435 00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:51,793 - I'm not into the other way. - Yeah, okay. 436 00:15:51,793 --> 00:15:54,137 - I've--I've seen it. I've seen that done before. 437 00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:55,655 - Uh... 438 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,655 - Do you know what I'm saying? - Yeah. 439 00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:04,275 - Ah...let's just do it the same way again then. 440 00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:06,068 - Thanks. Thanks, Sam. - Yeah. 441 00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:08,931 - Awesome. Same again, guys. 442 00:16:08,931 --> 00:16:11,586 - And...ugh... and action. 443 00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:13,034 [upbeat funky music] 444 00:16:13,034 --> 00:16:16,379 - Hey, kids, you want to party together? 445 00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:17,551 [together] Yeah. 446 00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:18,931 - Yes. 447 00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:20,206 - I for sure want to party with this guy. 448 00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:22,206 - All right. 449 00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:25,931 Give me some skin. 450 00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:27,275 - And cut. - Sam. 451 00:16:27,275 --> 00:16:28,275 - Yeah, no, I know. - Come on. 452 00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:29,620 What's--what's... 453 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:31,448 What's going on here? Is it just me? 454 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,413 [both mumbling indistinctly] 455 00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:36,551 - That was good for me, but one thing is, 456 00:16:36,551 --> 00:16:39,206 the kid who's supposed to say, 457 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,724 "I for sure want to party with him," 458 00:16:40,724 --> 00:16:42,310 he's, like, kind of squinting his eyes. 459 00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:43,793 It's, like, I don't really believe him. 460 00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:46,379 - Yeah, no shit, 'cause why would he say that? 461 00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:48,551 - This is supposed to be a commercial 462 00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:52,275 for a club where teens can go and have a cool, 463 00:16:52,275 --> 00:16:54,034 safe space to hang out. 464 00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:58,241 And now it's a commercial where a bunch of cool teens 465 00:16:58,241 --> 00:17:02,103 want to hang out with... an adult, 466 00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:03,896 who legally wouldn't be allowed in the club in the first place. 467 00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:05,586 - Yeah, that's the whole point, though. 468 00:17:05,586 --> 00:17:07,793 He doesn't go into the club. They just want him to. 469 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:11,068 - Why would they want to party with a weird old man? 470 00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:12,344 - Who's a weird old man? 471 00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:15,068 - Honey. - Me? 472 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,551 How am I old or weird? 473 00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:19,724 - Well, a fedora don't work-- - Strongly disagree. 474 00:17:19,724 --> 00:17:22,793 - That jacket-- - Everybody shut up. 475 00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:24,482 Watch this. 476 00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:26,896 Hey, kids, if this wasn't a commercial, 477 00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:30,586 this was real life, and I came up to you in a teen club, 478 00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:32,620 would you dance with me? 479 00:17:33,724 --> 00:17:36,689 - Tim, no. - Shh, watch, shh. 480 00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:40,344 Would you dance with me? 481 00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:46,689 Stacy, Stacy, would you dance with me? 482 00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:52,482 Betsy, dancing? 483 00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:56,241 Hugo, what do you say, bro-bro, you dancing? 484 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,551 Miranda, if this wasn't a commercial, 485 00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:05,482 this was real life, and we're at a teen dance, 486 00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:09,551 Miranda, would you dance with me? 487 00:18:12,344 --> 00:18:14,310 - Okay, enough. 488 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:17,551 Either he goes or you're both fired. 489 00:18:17,551 --> 00:18:19,517 - You know what? 490 00:18:19,517 --> 00:18:22,793 I think you're only left with one option, Andrea. 491 00:18:22,793 --> 00:18:25,448 - Come on down to Boom teen nightclub, 492 00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:27,793 the premier teen club in metro Detroit. 493 00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:29,724 - Can we party with you, Mr. Groove? 494 00:18:29,724 --> 00:18:32,517 - Pfft, I wish, because that is one cool club. 495 00:18:32,517 --> 00:18:34,206 But it's just for teens. 496 00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:35,517 [together] Aww. 497 00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:37,413 - Hey, don't be so sad, teens. 498 00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:39,482 You're gonna have a great time. 499 00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:41,310 - I wish Mr. Groove was a teen. 500 00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:45,448 - Hmm, let me see what I can do. 501 00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:50,344 [together] Yeah! 502 00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:52,586 - Come to Boom, metro Detroit's premier teen club. 503 00:18:52,586 --> 00:18:55,758 - Tell 'em Mr. Groove sent ya. 504 00:18:55,758 --> 00:18:58,034 - That was the commercial that led to the shutdown 505 00:18:58,034 --> 00:19:00,724 of Boom teen nightclub earlier today, 506 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:03,206 where a swarm of middle-age men were arrested 507 00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:06,103 for posing as teens attempting to gain entry. 508 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,862 When asked what they were doing, 509 00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:10,413 the men said, "Mr. Groove sent us." 510 00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:12,896 Between you and me, it seems like that commercial 511 00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:16,137 was telling old me how to sneak into a teen club. 512 00:19:16,137 --> 00:19:18,551 - I think we should have a policy where we're not in 513 00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:19,689 the commercials anymore. 514 00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:21,137 - I think that would be best. 515 00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:22,344 - Yeah, it's just hard to remain objective 516 00:19:22,344 --> 00:19:23,344 during the process. 517 00:19:23,344 --> 00:19:25,241 - Yeah, no, I know. 518 00:19:25,241 --> 00:19:26,827 Like, you know, I thought Mr. Groove was a terrible idea. 519 00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:28,206 But then I got in front of camera, 520 00:19:28,206 --> 00:19:29,793 and I became a friggin' pedo. 521 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,000 - Well, you weren't a pedo. Mr. Groove's a pedo. 522 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,310 - Yeah, thanks, bud, and actually, he wasn't even. 523 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:37,620 He actually became young Mr. Groove. 524 00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:40,000 He wasn't, like, old guy in a young guy's body. 525 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,965 He became a kid. 526 00:19:41,965 --> 00:19:44,965 - Yeah, I think you and I can both agree that was not clear. 527 00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:47,275 - I concede that. - Oh, come on. 528 00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:49,758 I got to get me into Boom. 529 00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:52,103 Oh, pretty please, make me a teen. 530 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:54,482 - So we won't be in the commercials anymore. 531 00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:56,206 - Yeah, no, that's probably the new rule. 532 00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:57,620 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 533 00:20:01,482 --> 00:20:06,000 - Son of a bitch stole my space again. 534 00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:10,103 [chuckling] 535 00:20:10,103 --> 00:20:13,689 One little fishy. 536 00:20:13,689 --> 00:20:16,137 Two little fishies. 537 00:20:16,137 --> 00:20:20,103 Three little fishies. 538 00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:22,275 [chuckling] 539 00:20:22,275 --> 00:20:23,448 Jackass. 540 00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:31,482 [engine grinding] 541 00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:34,034 [loud explosion] 542 00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:37,103 - [laughs] 543 00:20:39,379 --> 00:20:41,517 Asshole. 544 00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:50,758 - Sardines. 545 00:20:50,758 --> 00:20:53,344 Who put sardines in my gas tank? 546 00:20:53,344 --> 00:20:56,344 [funky music] 547 00:20:56,344 --> 00:21:00,413 ♪ ♪ 548 00:21:00,413 --> 00:21:02,241 - Sheila, where are you going? 549 00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:05,931 - Nowhere, Ann. 550 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,965 - Sardines!